My wife drove through the neighbor's fence at the old house, and tried to climb a tree in reverse at the new house.
Dad has backed into 2 trees, and drove through the same fence my wife did, only about 10 years earlier.
My mom was on some meds that messed with her depth perception. She did fine on the road, but parking was a bit hard for her. Let's just say her freshly painted car doesn't look so hot any more. Actually, there isn't a straight side body panel left on her car. Hood, roof, and trunk look great though!
I seem to bump into things here at the new house, but if you saw my back yard you would know why. It is heavily wooded, and when it rains, its like driving on ice. The only damage I have done to my truck though is pulled off the wheel well chrome trim. I shouldn't have been driving, I was really tired from pushing to hard that week. I really don't remember driving home until I side swiped the car port.
By the way wagonman, why don't you drive down Wednesday afternoon and help me slide the new axle under my truck. It is going to be a bear by myself.